sulkings:

my vibes arent off i am cursed theres a difference

lesbianjudasiscariot:

oh no cigarettes for me thanks i just wanted to be in this dank alleyway with you

aropride:

jobs for autism boy NO phone call NO schedule NO talking to people NO emails NO computer programming or sex work NO becoming a youtuber NO starting a band NO leaving my house NO one gets mad at me. $27 per hour please

ghostxgirlie:

“hiiiiii” with the intention of getting lost in the Paris catacombs together

tikkunolamorgtfo:

ansixilus:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

Allow me to elucidate, @a-sour-nectarine

When most people “roll their eyes”, they flick their eyes directly upward, usually as far as they comfortably go, then resume looking normally.

When someone who learned the phrase before the behavior does it, they usually go in a circular (ish) motion. Since most eye movements are lines, it’s usually pretty triangular: the key points are usually a diagonal up one way, then to the far other side, then to a diagonal low the first way. Thus, the eyes basically make a loop, so they “rolled”.

I’ve found that when people who learned the up-down way first try the circular motion, they might risk motion sickness, so experiment carefully.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOST PEOPLE JUST LOOK UP

psychofreakgirl:

sometimes you have to choose the neural pathway less traveled in your brain

memewhore:

idsb:

If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science

ryebreadgf:

i love ibuprofen but i dream of the days of the opium soaked tampon

summerchat:

hte-spagheti:

official-lucifers-child:

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

My boyfriend and I regularly recite this one to each other

alphacrone:

alphacrone:

thinking about all the “small” art that’s ever existed. songs that were only ever sung in one village. stories written by children that got lost in the shuffle. personal paintings that didn’t survive the test of time. how they affected the lives of just a few, but still existed, still mattered to someone.

this is not a sad post!!!! this is a celebration!!!!! art is part of the human condition!!!!!!! we were born to create and share!!!!!!!!!!!

hel7l7:

Maybe you’re just a liar

modmad:

naamahdarling:

thebibliosphere:

It’s midnight here, so happy disability pride month to my fellow disableds, the chronically ill, and also to the temporarily abled.

If your activism doesn’t include disability, you’re sure as fuck going to wish it did.

Nothing about us without us ♿👊

As we are, so you will be. All health and ability is temporary.

tyaz:

We’re going to fix each other (romantic murder-suicide)

lonestatus:

its kind of euphoric to sit in a hot car